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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"
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"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."
"Women... can't live with them and the alternative is literally a pain in the ass."
"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"
"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"
"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."
"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"
"What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes"