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Joke of the Day

"*Spider exam: How to scare people out of their mind* Fly Breathe fire Sit still on the ceiling and mind your own business"

"Rednecks can't describe large areas as expansive... Listeners will just wonder why they paid so much for it."

"Women's deodorant: Spring Breeze, Lilac, Gentle Sunshine. Men's deodorant: Sport, Mountain, Forest Fire, Rage, Fistfight, Childhood Angst."

"Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"""I just died in your arms"" sounds much more romantic than ""You're holding a dead body."""

"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."

"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"

"Ancient astronomers were studying the movement of the moon around the Earth After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day."

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter*"