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Joke of the Day
"Fun Fact: A burrito will never sleep with your best friend behind your back."
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"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"
"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"
"Girl likes 'boys with accents <333' on Facebook. I charge at her. ""HELLOUGH!! I AM HELMUT, FROM RUSSIA. I WORK AS STRANGLER AT MEAT FACTORY"""
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."
"Why did the feminist get raped? Cuz she 'asked' for it!"
"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"
"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."
"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."
"Did you know John Travolta's home has an airport in it? Too bad, he got the bomb detecting dogs about 7 movies too late."