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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One deer turns to the other and says ""Man, I cant believe i blew 30 bucks in there"""

"A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?"

"My 19 yo cousin told me this one What did Euler find in the toilet? Natural log"

"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."

"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."

"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."

"[1st date, don't let her know you're a panda] ""Do u mind if I ask how you got the um *gestures at eyes* These? I..*rubs neck* cage fighting"

"Why can't ISIS members go fuck themselves? Because sex with animals is haram."

"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."