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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One deer turns to the other and says ""Man, I cant believe i blew 30 bucks in there"""

"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"

"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."

"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...they always take things literally"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.""...... Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"

"Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows."

"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"