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Joke of the Day

"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Considered having a one night stand last night just for the funny census results Then I remembered I'm unattractive"

"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."

"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"My wife said: ""Can my mother come down for the weekend?"" So I said: ""Why?"" And she said: ""Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already."""

"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."

"I went to the doctor.... he pulled down his pants, and I said, ""Dr. ewwwwww!"" He said, ""My name's not Drew."""

"What happens When a Pigeoner and a Falconer move in next door Feathers get ruffled"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob."