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Joke of the Day

"[1st date, don't let her know you're a panda] ""Do u mind if I ask how you got the um *gestures at eyes* These? I..*rubs neck* cage fighting"

"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"

"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."

"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit"

"What's the name of Tyler The Creator's dad? The Tyler Creator"

"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."

"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !"

"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"