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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
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"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."
"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"
"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."
"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"
"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."
"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."
"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"
"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."