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Joke of the Day
"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"
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"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
"Why is North Korea so evil? Because it's got no Seoul!"
"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."
"If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. ""Sorry sir, we are closed."" FIRE! ""Good morning."" FIRE!"
"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"
"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."
"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"
"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."