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Joke of the Day

"I thought my son would be glad and appreciate that I got him a trampoline But nooo, all he does is sit and cry in his wheelchair all day"

"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"

"I hate church I hated church when I was a child, with all the standing and kneeling and sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"

"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"

"What do you get if you have unprotected sex in the ear? Hearing AIDS."

"Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM."