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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."

"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"

"Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"

"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"

"Favorite Old People Jokes"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two tired."

"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."

"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"