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Joke of the Day
"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"
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"Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe."
"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."
"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."
"Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"
"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""
"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"