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Joke of the Day
"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"
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"Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375"
"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."
"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."
"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... ""I'll take the eggs, please."""
"A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself."
"I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator"
"""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."""