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Joke of the Day

"I enjoy cereal so much.. I enjoy cereal so much that I started incorporating it into other aspects of my life. For example, I don't get blue balls, I get Grape-Nuts."

"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."

"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."

"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."

"Bring a Knife on a date? When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"2 blondes walk into a bank You'd have thought one of them would have seen it"

"HELLACIOUS Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"

"What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America."

"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."