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Joke of the Day

"Bring a Knife on a date? When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"

"How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping"

"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane."

"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"

"What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness."

"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a six offender."