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Joke of the Day

"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"

"A man and a boy are walking through the woods.. The boy turns to the man and says, ""these woods sure are scary."" The man turns to him and says, ""you're telling me, I have to walk back alone."""

"I don't see enough dead people."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""

"What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl of fruity pebbles."

"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"

"A man walks into a bar Ouch."

"A 4th grade kid walks into the kitchen Kid: Mom I have the biggest penis in class. Is it because I'm black? Mom: No its because you're 17."

"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"

"Women's underwear Half-assed and still successful"