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Joke of the Day
"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."
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"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."
"Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible."
"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"
"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."
"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."
"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."
"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"
"What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode? SKU me"