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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Little Mermaid where sea shells? Because she can't fit in B shells!"
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"What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people."
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
"*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* ""WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"""
"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."
"Today's ebonic word is: ""OMELETTE"" Let us use it in a sentence. I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks"