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Joke of the Day
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
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"Five years ago, I couldn't see the forest through the trees, but now I can. Thank goodness for loggers and strip malls!"
"I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know."
"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."
"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."
"""Knok Knock "" -""Knok Knock."" =""Who's there ?"" -""Grandad"" =""Shit, stop the funeral"" credit: Gary Delaney"
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."
"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."