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Joke of the Day

"Today's ebonic word is: ""OMELETTE"" Let us use it in a sentence. I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"

"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."

"If we could master the look dogs have when we're eating in front of them, we'd be able to have sex with any woman at will."

"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"

"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."

"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"

"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."