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Joke of the Day

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*"

"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."

"The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S"

"My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab"

"If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times. I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again."

"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"

"Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder."

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"