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"Daisy: how are you Gatsby: great"
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"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"
"Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men. It has the same centerfold every month!"
"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""
"Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other."
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"
"How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding."
"Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside."
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"My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario.."