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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"
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"Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed. When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, ""Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."""
"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"
"I was standing in the elevator at work and I couldn't remember why I was mad... Then it hit me"
"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"
"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."
"Spell Xenophobia H-A-N-S-O-N"
"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."
"You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon"