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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball? All those spikes hurt his hands"
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"I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011. Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila."
"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."
"You know, people are a lot like snow... If you pee on them, they go away!"
"Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer? His wife told him, ""while you are out, buy some eggs."" He never came back."
"[pulling the casket a few inches away from the wall during a funeral] sorry just need to plug in my phone for a minute"
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"