61210

Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"

"ME: ""I don't want sex tonight"" GIRLFRIEND: ""ok"" Reverse phycology doesn't work on women."

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets."

"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."

"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"

"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"

"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""

"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."