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Joke of the Day
"So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz. cause no more Turkey"
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"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"
"Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund."
"Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy."
"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"
"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."