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Joke of the Day
"A black person and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop"
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"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"
"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"
"I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."
"I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta"
"Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles. Diets are hard."
"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"
"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"
"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"Sorry Satan, but I'm selling my soul to Buddah. You gotta be fucking stupid to pass up on a tasty offer like ""free Chinese food for life."""