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Joke of the Day
"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"
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"two peanuts walk into a bar one was a salted"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"
"What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste"
"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."
"A little boy asks his dad, ""Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?"" His dad replies, ""Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"""
"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. Because they are under a buck."
"What do you call a horse who disagrees with you? Glue."
"A car almost ran into me and I screamed ""WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO"" I could have died and those would have been my last words"