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Joke of the Day

"I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets."

"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."

"Why did the paraplegic man cross the road? He couldn't"

"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"

"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"

"- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?"

"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."

"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"

"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"

"I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy"