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Joke of the Day

"Why did the paraplegic man cross the road? He couldn't"

"Mermaids and their boobs This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!"

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl one one hand. It's zero, because I've never been to Chernobyl."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."

"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"I say 'tomato', you say 'put your hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle slowly' ."

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"