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Joke of the Day
"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."
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"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."
"Bono switched from Google to Bing But he still hasn't found what he's looking for"
"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"
"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks"
"As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said"" Don't forget to write!"" I thought ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"""
"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."