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Joke of the Day
"racist frat dudes.. now ive seen everything."
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"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"
"I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane."
"My Diaper Genie grants wishes, as long as you wish for a 40 pound bag of baby shit every week."
"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""
"I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season."
"ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne"
"I play online Simpsons trivia games against little kids in foreign countries and I lose"
"One day I got this huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose"
"I can only fall asleep if someone kneels at my bedside with their mouth open & full of Pop Rocks"