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Joke of the Day
"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
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"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate."
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."
"I have neighbors who are racist. Whenever we play monopoly, instead of using the hat or thimble I just carve a black family out of wood. They move whenever I land on their property."
"Every car should also have a second, super gas light so you know when you actually need gas."
"Fannee Doolee loves sleep, but she doesn't love bedtime. Why do you think that is? Because Fannee Doolee has crippling anxiety, and falling asleep reminds her of her inevitable death."
"DYK Mozart never suffered from stress He always kept his composer."
"I'd like to make a toast... Someone get me some bread and butter"
"Why did the scarecrow get a nobel peace prize? Because he was *outstanding* in his field."