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Joke of the Day
"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."
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"My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed."
"I'm sorry that you invited me over to your apartment for dinner and I created a negative Yelp review about the experience"
"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"Some bloke on FB called me a clown. Now I've got to go hide under his bed with a knife cause that's what clowns do."
"Why did the nun get a free hot dog at the fair? Because she spontaneously performed fellatio on the hot dog salesman. This made him feel charitable."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""
"IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY"
"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"