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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend kept asking me why I wasn't giving her the time of day anymore I said fine! It's 10:43"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."

"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"

"With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"