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"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."
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"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."
"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."
"""You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"" ""That we should dance our way out of this street fight?"" ""Wait what?"" ""No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."""
"Success is just like being pregnant."
"A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."
"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."
"I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close."
"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."
"The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets. I'm surprised someone could stoop so low."