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Joke of the Day
"My diet could best be described as, ""unchaperoned child at a birthday party."""
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"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."
"*At The Opera* Her: Where are you going? Me: I have to go to the Men's Room. Her: I have the car keys. Me: Shit!"
"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."
"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran."
"I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls."
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"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."