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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"
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"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."
"Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine."
"You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back? I farted."
"I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet."
"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a tall building and fell through a manhole? He commited sewercide"
"This 5p bag tax is great I can get a 10bag for 50p"
"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."