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Joke of the Day
"How do I like eggs? Ummm...in a cake!"
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"Any jokes about failed startups?"
"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."
"Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me."
"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."
"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."
"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
"wife: [crying] ""he always calls me weird pet names"" therapist: ""what do you mean?"" me: [arriving late] ""what's wrong my little hovercraft?"""