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Joke of the Day
"How do I like eggs? Ummm...in a cake!"
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"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."
"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."
"Every 7 seconds someone in the world dies. Every 6 seconds, a white girl uploads a Pumpkin Spice latte pic on Instagram."
"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"
"So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old"""
"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"Did you hear about the new Fiber One bars? Apparently nobody gives a shit."
"I just farted in an elevator. Which was wrong on so many levels."