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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate you should write them"
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"I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife."
"my high school class voted me ""most likely to hover over the snack table at the ten year reunion"""
"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."
"The heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire has turn to prostitution to make ends meet, putting a $5 million price tag on her services for a single night. Which is fair enough, because she's worth it."
"Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it"
"I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth"
"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"
"How do you kill a fox? You cut off its leg and make it run across canada"
"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."