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Joke of the Day
"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."
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"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."
"8yo: Ghosts real? Me: No! 4yo: I heard groaning last night 8yo: & a bed squeaking and moaning 4yo: What was that? Me: .. Them: .. Me: Ghosts"
"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."
"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."
"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."
"An Elephant walks into a bar bartender asks why long nose. Elephant: Mind your own fucking business."
"What do you call a french guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop"