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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval."
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One looks up at the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets."
"You're a square... ... but you're still all right to me."
"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"
"What do you find up a clean nose? Finger-prints."
"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"
"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""
"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"
"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."