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Joke of the Day

"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."

"What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."

"I had a big mix up at the store today. Apparently when the clerk said strip down facing me, she was referring to my credit card."

"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"

"Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot. That's how fast he can change costumes."

"being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of ""To Catch a Predator"""

"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."

"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."

"Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes? Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America"