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Joke of the Day

"VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet? * A bullet can draw blood * A bullet can be fired * A bullet can only kill one person"

"A friend of mine has just moved into his new house. I got him a radiator as a house warming present."

"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"

"Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact."

"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."

"[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex? Because it's indie ass!"

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"I told my barber that I didn't like the way he cut my hair. He said ""don't worry, it will grow on you."""