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Joke of the Day

"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."

"So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said ""Can't complain""."

"2001 called... They want their towers back"

"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."

"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."

"Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks."

"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."

"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"

"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."