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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."
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"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"
"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."
"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'"
"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"
"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."
"What's the difference between OP and a brick? A brick gets laid!"
"They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, ""I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."""