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Joke of the Day
"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."
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"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."
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"Woman: ""I'm a sucker for a man in a suit and tie."" Man: ""You had me at 'I'm a sucker'."""
"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."
"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."
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"Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot"