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Joke of the Day

"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."

"Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work? He had to close a sail"

"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."

"I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too..."

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead"

"How is a vagina like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them!"

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem."

"I can prove that primates don't exist... Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4."