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Joke of the Day

"Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is ""swinging a mean stick"", so look out, ladies. He's back."

"Fire Marshal: So why did you shoot off the flare gun? Me: Well I was out of ranch and the waitress kept walking past my table."

"What does Dick Cheney call rape? Enhanced Seduction Techniques."

"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"

"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"

"How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake."

"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"

"When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work."

"It smells like updog in this sub."

"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."