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Joke of the Day

"Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain"

"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."

"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"

"Abortion clinics are awful. But their smoothies are to die for."

"You're so fake, even China denied they made you."

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around... ...because they don't know I'm using blanks."

"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour."

"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"