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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"
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"""I'm excited for the continental breakfast"" *sees a buffet just full of ice cubes* ""What the..."" Sign: Today's Continent is Antartica"
"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."
"Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am."""
"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."
"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
"Almost had a threesome last night.... Just needed two more people (Sure its been done before but I couldn't resist)"
"I'm white, but not cage free range eggs in my quinoa-kale quiche for my gluten, lactose, and peanut free Sunday brunch white."
"Why did the bunch of grapes exile one of the grapes? It was a persona non grappa."