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Joke of the Day
"My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour."
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"Studies show... Studies show that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."
"So someone called me a dick... So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt."
"Cinderella taught girls that it's ok if a guy has no idea what you look like as long as he's a prince."
"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"
"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"
"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."
"Troll your friends by texting them a fake blinking ellipsis (""..."") http://imgur.com/3RM8yC2"
"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"